Friday, February 26, 2010

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Salam Sejahtera rakan seperjuangan dan seperlawanan. Memang cukup lama Maya menghilang, bukannya senagaja tetapi atas beberapa sebab yang tidak dapat dielakkan. Hari ni Maya bercuti sempana sambutan Maulud Nabi SAW.

Angin Timur Laut yang selalu menyebabkan banjir besar di Pantai Timur telahpun berlalu. Namum dalam dua minggu yang lepas secara tiba-tiba angin kencang sekali lagi menggoyangkan si menantu. Budak jahat si anak omak menantu Pak Lah dihentam oleh para blogger penyokong kerajaan kerana cuba mencuri perhatian.

Marahnya blooger pro kerajaan kepada Khairy adalah kerana si anak omak cuba mengambil kesempatan memprotes 50 Kangaroo MP. Dari dulu sampai sekarang si Khairy tak habis-habis nak ambil kesempatan.

Bermula dengan drama percintaan paling suci di abad ini, si Khairy mengahwini Nori anak Dollah Badawi. Maya tak nafi itu, perkahwinan itu atas dasar "percintaan", namum apa yang berlaku selepas itu amatlah di luar dugaan.

Dengan kuasa yang Khairy ada sebagai menantu kepada Perdana Menteri, si anak omak cukup rakus dalam menggunakan sijil nikah untuk kepentingan diri. Segala pengaruh digunakan untuk KJ melonjakkan diri dalam parti, termasuklah membikinkan satu drama yang membolehkan dirinya memegang jawatan Naib Ketua Pemuda parti.

Dipendekkan cerita beradanya Khairy di tempat beliau hari ini hanyalah kerana ehsan sijil nikah disebabkan beliau adalah menantu Pak Lah. Jika Khairy ini jadi menantu Pak Su, Pak Ngah, Pak Man atau Tok Pawi semestinya tiada siapa yang peduli.

Walaupun angin kencang yang melanda Khairy masih lagi belum reda, tiba-tiba bertiup pula angin Barat Daya yang membawa khabar Maya Karin telahpun bercerai. Untuk pengetahuan rakan-rakan yang dihormati, tiada kaitan langsung antara Maya Karin dan Maya Khairy.

Maya harap itu hanyalah khabar angin semata-mata. Kalaulah betul Maya Karin telah bercerai, itu rumah tangga dia punya hal, tak perlu Maya nak menyibuk bertanya apa pasal. Lagipun tak kan lah Maya Karin sanggup tinggalkan laki dia yang cukup handsome cun melecun. Lainlah kalau laki Maya Karin tu rupanya hitam legam macam si Khairy Jamaluddin.

Tapi kalau benar Maya Karin dah bercerai, Maya Khairy ucapkan Welcome kerana sekali lagi menjadi young, free and single. Tapi satu pesanan Maya Khairy kepada Maya Karin, cuba jauhkan "orang" punya laki, takut timbul fitnah berbagai-bagai fitnah nanti.

38 comments:

Jeffry said...

Salam Parpu!... apasal lama tak update blog?

Enter Sandman said...

tu la aku dah cakap jgn kawin ngan mat salleh,depa tu kanye senonoh sangat, kuat main belakang...outlaw.
jadi mana2 yg nak kawin ngan mat2 salleh tu pikirlah 16-18 kali, tnya depa terus terang, 'are you will enter me from the back'?

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Anonymous said...

OOOOoooobalaci-balaci KJ la yang suka duplicate ID ni sebenarnya.!

AntiKJ said...

Salam Maya Khairy,

Watsup babe! Lama menghilangkan diri.... Akhirnya munculkan diri.

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Johnie Abo said...

Mungkin kah Maya Karin akan available lagi?


ini tentu jadi lebih terok sebab kena berebut dgn KJ?

Detguaq said...

Akupun tak peduli maya karin. Bukannya di berceraipun...

Yang akan buat aku jadi peduli ialah bilalah si kj ni nak sedar diri bahawa setiap langkah yang dibuat menambahkan timbangan kepada liabiliti beliau terhadap UMNO!

Khairy Ali said...

Nampaknya blog ini telah menjadi rumah usang di tinggalkan penghuni-nya. ini mungkin kerana semua pencaci KJ sudah tak ada modal & sudah keletihan utk menangkin segala serangan yg serakah.

apa kata saya cadang kan blog ini di tukar kpd Blog utk MLM atau Trend Marketing ? at least kita boleh buat $$$ secupit rasa.

apa pandangan Maya ?

Rajakari said...

MUAAHAHAHAHAH
KALU TIAA MUAKA KAH SINI JUGA AMENDE ORAMH LANNGAR MINUM TODI. WOKEY??

yoy said...

orang islam bodoh macam babi. patut mati punya agama. muslim semua otak kering. cipta nama bodoh ada lah.

San said...

Because Chinese race is a superior race than a inferior malay race.

Chinese race vs malay race -

Usually

Skin - malay race is much blacker.

Brain (IQ) - malay race is much more low.

Face - malay race is much uglier.

Height - malay race is much smaller.

Physical ability - malay race is much more inferior.

Such truth may know you too who is a malay race.

All thing is because a malay race is very inferior than a Chinese race.

konek said...

Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth – they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth – they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn’t teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!

vesewe said...

WRONG. It was not UMNO but money, goody, threat and racial sentiments that made the malays support you BN. The moment you remove them, you are as good as DEAD.

miya said...

Part 1 - The origin of pendatang:

· Malays - come from Indonesia and Yunnan.
· Chinese - come from China.
· Indians - come from India.

Part 2 - Why they come to Malaysia:

· Malays - easy life, food aplenty around those days, like fish from the river etc.
· Chinese - looking for a living.
· Indians - looking for a living and goes back.

Part 3 - Pendatang's attitude:

· Malays - the words 'relax la', 'bantuan kerajaan' and 'cukup makan' are their daily words.
· Chinese - work, work and work but also spend.
· Indians - work, earn and save but spend little.

Looking at the mindsets of various pendatang. You tell me is it possible to be one Bangsa Malaysia? Never! For oil will never mix with water.

If you tell the Chinese to close down Chinese schools, the children will not taught to be hardworking anymore, so they become lazy and can they ask for bantuan kerajaan?

No! Right? So let the Chinese have more Chinese schools to teach the principle of hardworking, integrity, trustworthy etc, thus others can get more shares.

Those days the government control the Chinese schools is because of communist. Now where got communist again? Bodoh!

yuking said...

That is why malay is the most arrogant, corrupted, racist and terrorist race in the world. To the world population, malay is only a minority. And yet, still keep on talking about Islam, Muslim, Syariah law. Shame on you!

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Anonymous said...

Derrr... awat blog ni sepi jer... KJ dah bg lu brape??

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