Friday, November 13, 2009

Chairman Kaga Untuk Dijual

Salam rakan seperjuangan dan seperlawanan.

Cerita kali ni bukan pasal cerita Khairy tapi Maya nak cerita pasal Khairy punya balaci. Telah lama Maya cuba memahami pendirian politik si Chairman Kaga ni. Beliau mula berada di blog Maya dalam post yang pertama Maya publish lagi.


Pendirian Kaga susah untuk Maya fahami kerana beliau secara terang-terangan bukannya jenis anti Khairy. Tetapi tidak pernah pula Maya melihat bahawa si Kaga ni pernah mempertahan segala tulisan Maya yang membelasah Khairy.

Si Kaga memang ada blog sendiri tapi tak perlu Maya bagi link sebab blog dia senyap sunyi, bab kata Tuan Singh dalam komen beliau - tidak berpenghuni. Maka si Kaga menumpang lah Maya untuk keluarkan kata kesat beliau.


Sejarah si Kaga ni pula penuh misteri, selain dari melonjakkan nama Anwar Ibrahim, yang Kaga tahu hanyalah memburuk-burukkan nama Tun Mahathir, Saudara Parpu Kari dan Tuan Singh. Si Tuan Singh pun satu, kenapa asyik dok layan budak yang tak cukup umur tu. Si Kaga ni lagi dilayan lagilah dia merapu.


Ada juga pernah Maya dengar bahawa Khairy mengupah beberapa orang trooper bertujuan untuk memburuk-burukkan nama Tun Mahathir di ruangan komen blog-blog yang famous. Dan itulah juga perangai Kaga, menabur kata-kata hina sehingga Kaga tidak diberi dibenarkan untuk komen di beberapa blog yang famous seperti House of PK dan The Unspinner.

Akhir sekali kalaulah Maya boleh jual orang macam Kaga ni, tak perlu Maya letak harga kerana Maya hanya nak bagi free. Memang tak boleh pakai langsung mamat ni.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seekor lagi SUKJ budak cacat yang dari tulisan blognya macam dah puja setan.

Anonymous said...

kaga tu keling ke melayu

MANTRA said...

Maya.. read this;

* Senapang Patah has been begging to publish his comments several times in my blog. Ayoyo adik... whats the hurry? You can't even spell MANTRA correctly.

* I plead to all bloggers... Pls, Pls visit his blog before he decided to inform his master - Mr Khairy Jamaluddin, the MP of Rembau and the contender for Pemuda UMNO whilst Khairy will report to his father in law. For that, if we bloggers did not respond... Pak Lah might consider to terminate total ICT in Malaysia... Oh no! What is life without the internet?

* I assure you will have fun browsing through his posting and do not forget to leave some nice words to his comment column. Lets fill them up....

* He is not alone... well fellow bloggers, Khairy breed a few others to the same cage;

1. ProKhairy
2. KulitPisang
3. Protes Minda
4. Maya KJ
5. The Captain - Bro Jinggo

p/s: Is this CK adding to the list?

Singh Is Kinng said...

WAAA KA KA KA, Maya nak jual si Kaga, dah tu pulak tak ada harga, bagi free je.

Memang tak bermarwah ke Kaga ni, HI HI HI.

Apa2 pun Maya aku tak nak beli, buat menyusahkan aku nanti. Sekali lagi, HI HI HI.

Singh Is Kinng said...

Kak Jee, we both knew what happened to Senapang Patah, being auctioned like nobody's business, but still nobody wanted him.

hafiz said...

Kaga?. . kena jual? misteri betul si kaga, datang tak di jemput, pergi selalu di halau. .hehe

Anonymous said...

KJ has bloggers claiming and writing like oppositions. Noticeably are:

1. PKR - SUKJ, Wenger

2. PAS - Chairman Kaga

3. Gerakan (though BN but is as good as opposition) - Stephen Doss

4. Anti BN - BN Raksaksa (you wouldn't call BN dinasour if you are a supporter)

5. Gay - Multifaced Bro Jinggo hehehe

Add-on readers ...

Is KJ for really an UMNO nationalist? Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Aku macam jatuh chnta plak tgk gmbr maya ni. Hehe

Samdol said...

Maya pula pencacai anak madey

CHAIRMAN KAGA said...

PERJUANGAN KAGA DAH TAMAT DAH
TAK PAYAH NAK JUAL BELI
KAGA PI DOK DALAM GUA
PARPU TELAH DITUMPASKAN
BACALAH TERKINI DAN SENSASI -MESTILAH KAGANEWS

CHAIRMAN KAGA said...

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